1. Not to wear suede shoes on the subway - you get impressions of everyone elses shoes embossed into your ones.
2. What it feels like to be a celebrity - everyone looking at you all the time, and not being subtle about it.
3. I can cook without an oven.
4. You can lose weight only eating Special K.
5. A rice cooker is a most wonderful invention.
6. If you click buttons long enough on a furniture website, you eventually find what you were looking for.
7. Having no torrent laws is indeed a blessing.
8. Living on a seriously dry campus is not.
9. Having a label machine is invaluable = to having someone translate for you what the buttons mean on the washing machine and then covering them up with labels in English.
10. Having a combo washer/dryer makes all clothes come out like those twisted skirts we used to wear when we thought we were cool.
11. Yellow sand tastes awful.
12. Aloe drink tastes like Fijoas.
13. Road rules are optional.
14. There are an unlimited number of things that are described as food that you really don't want to put in your mouth.
15. Living on the side of a mountain involves LOTS of stairs.
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